This Thanksgiving, I'm Giving Till It Hurts

[This post is all sticky throughout Thanksgiving Day.]

• Thank you, Mr. President.
• Thank you, Laura Bush.
• Thank you, Presidents George H. W. Bush and Bill Clinton.
• Thank you, Ohio.
• Thank you, Fred Thompson.
• Thank you, Porkbusters.
• Thank you, Fox News Channel.
• Thank you, Senate Republican Conference.
• Thank you, House Republican Conference.
• Thank you, Mike Bloomberg.
• Thank you, NYPD.
• Thank you, Wichita Police Chief Norman Williams.
• Thank you, CEA Chairman Glenn Hubbard.
• Thank you, Alan Greenspan.
• Thank you, Peter Drucker.
• Thank you, Coach Charlie Weis.
• Thank you, Merck.
• Thank you, J.J. Abrams.
• Thank you, Christopher Nolan.
• Thank you, XM Channel 166.
• Thank you, Scott Ott.
• Thank you, Tylenol 8-Hour.
• Thank you, Six Apart.
• Thank you, Seth.
• Thank you, Wikipedians.
• Thank you, readers.
• Thank you, linkers.
• Thank you, Karol.
• Thank you, Bruce Willis.
• Thank you, Minutemen.
• Thank you, London Police.
• Thank you, Australian Federal Police.
• Thank you, Belgian State Security Service.
  
• Thank you, Albania, Armenia, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Estonia, Georgia, Italy, Japan, Kazakhstan, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Mongolia, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, United Kingdom, and Ukraine.
• Thank you, America's servicemen and women.
• Thank you, America's fallen heroes.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Others doling out the thanks:

Ian Schwartz at The Political Teen
Jay at Stop the ACLU
California Conservative
President Bush