Harry Whittington Speaks, Liberal Deathwatch Dismayed

Harry Whittington is up and around and giving press statements.  Good for him.  I'm happy to see he's "on the mend" as the Vice President put it.

This must be unwelcome news to all the salivating manslaughter hopefuls out there, not to mention to Kleberg Country D.A. Carlos Valdez.

Video at Expose the Left.
Story at Fox News.

Transcript of Mr. Whittington's statement:

Good Afternoon.

All of you in the media have been very patient in waiting for me to make my appearance here.  I hope you understand.  I’m sorry I delayed you, but I know your role is to get the news out to the public. I compliment you on what you’ve done.  I’ve read and seen many of your reports and I know your job isn’t easy.  I regret that I couldn’t have been here earlier so you could see what a lucky person I am.

For many years my family has been friends with the Armstrongs down in Kenedy County.  We have visited with them for over 25 years and have had some wonderful trips and visits – pleasant memories that we cherish forever.  However, this past weekend encompassed all of us in a cloud of misfortune and sadness that is not easy to explain – especially to those who are not familiar with the great sport of quail hunting.

We all assume certain risks in whatever we do, whatever activities we pursue.  And regardless of how experienced, careful and dedicated we are, accidents do and will happen – and that’s what happened last Friday.

I am very grateful and want to thank all the people that remembered me in their prayers and the kindness you have extend to my family that’s been here this week.

My family and I are deeply sorry for all that vice president Cheney has had to go through this past week. We send our love and respect to them as they deal with situations that are much more serious than what we’ve had this week.  And we hope that he will continue to come to Texas and seek the relaxation that he deserves.

Whittington is apologizing to Cheney?  That's one classy gent.

Elsewhere: RightWinged.com photoshops the deatwatchers' fantasy into sharp (amusing) relief.