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Cynthia McKinney - Clueless

Today, I'm reminded of the game Clue, how when you weren't certain enough to make an "accusation" (e.g. Professor Plum, with the rope, in the conservatory), you would make "suggestions", which amounted to largely the same thing, except they were more about probing a possibility for further mulling and conjecture, and didn't amount to libel, er I mean "losing the game" if the you were wrong.

Well, in that spirit, I "suggest" that Cynthia McKinney fully premeditated her alleged assault on a Capitol cop last week.  Let's look at the evidence.

• This was McKinney's 5th run-in with Capitol Police since 1993.
• She is reported to routinely fail to wear her ID pin (no doubt contributing to the above tally), forcing officers to keep a photo of her posted at checkpoints.
• Her [unconfirmed] statement hours after the alleged assault blamed the incident on her new hairstyle above all else.
• This new hairstyle, put simply, makes McKinney look deranged.  That just has to be a deliberately wacky do.  No wonder they stopped her.
• At her press conference this morning, McKinney made use of her new spotlight to heap praise on her own legislative achievements, failing to address the pending criminal matter and disallowing questions from the press.

In conclusion, I "suggest" it was Ms. McKinney... with the race-baiting criminal stuntery... in the election year.

Previously:
Cynthia McKinney - A Minor Variation
Cynthia McKinney - Theme and Variations
Support Security - Deck a Cop!

Elsewhere: Michelle Malkin, Sister Toldjah

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Cynthia McKinney - Clueless

Today, I'm reminded of the game Clue, how when you weren't certain enough to make an "accusation" (e.g. Professor Plum, with the rope, in the conservatory), you would make "suggestions", which amounted to largely the same thing, except they were more about probing a possibility for further mulling and conjecture, and didn't amount to libel, er I mean "losing the game" if the you were wrong.

Well, in that spirit, I "suggest" that Cynthia McKinney fully premeditated her alleged assault on a Capitol cop last week.  Let's look at the evidence.

• This was McKinney's 5th run-in with Capitol Police since 1993.
• She is reported to routinely fail to wear her ID pin (no doubt contributing to the above tally), forcing officers to keep a photo of her posted at checkpoints.
• Her [unconfirmed] statement hours after the alleged assault blamed the incident on her new hairstyle above all else.
• This new hairstyle, put simply, makes McKinney look deranged.  That just has to be a deliberately wacky do.  No wonder they stopped her.
• At her press conference this morning, McKinney made use of her new spotlight to heap praise on her own legislative achievements, failing to address the pending criminal matter and disallowing questions from the press.

In conclusion, I "suggest" it was Ms. McKinney... with the race-baiting criminal stuntery... in the election year.

Previously:
Cynthia McKinney - A Minor Variation
Cynthia McKinney - Theme and Variations
Support Security - Deck a Cop!

Elsewhere: Michelle Malkin, Sister Toldjah