An Inconvenient Field Trip

Hold on to your hats.  This just in from Beverly Hills (via Drudge).

Even left coast school kids can't bear the thought of being dragged en masse, in 30 smoke-spewing buses, by a global-warming "obsessed" school teacher, to a screening of Al Gore's super serious and way sciency film "An Inconvenient Truth".

Even if they get in free.  And even if it means they get to skip school!

Yes, Al, even when you're fear-mongering, you're that boring.  "Can't we just go see 'X-Men'?" one student lamented.  I don't blame you, buddy.

The hand-wringing instructor, Sarah Utley, refuses to disclose the secret benefactor financing the outing, though she described the individual as a "very generous alum".

Who could it be?

Rob Reiner?  Richard Dreyfuss?  Angelina Jolie?  Jack Abramaoff?

Anyway, if the poor kids do get dragged to this waste of celluloid, they're bound to get barraged with a couple hours of Gore's unique brand of fury juxtaposed with ennui.  It's impressive how he can be so inflammatory and so insipid at the same time.

When it comes to Gore's enviro-crusading exploits in the video realm, I'm satisfied with the Futurama episode in which Gore shows up with his Vice Presidential Action Rangers ("a group of top-nerds whose sole duty is to prevent disruptions in the space-time continuum") to save the day.  Truly a classic.  Even in the year 3000, Gore maintains his ability to fear-monger us within an inch of a nap.

Elsewhere:  Expose the Left, Michelle Malkin, Hot Air